merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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(via princess-sweetpea)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via dirtychaitea)

cyberjock:

According to marble statues at the museum, I’ve got a bigger dick than Greek gods.

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julianadesiree:

I’m so fucking lonely