before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
So…what do I do with the potatoes and the goat?
So as a filmmaker who thinks that fan films are awesome and should be done a lot more, I decided to use making them as an excuse to practice my directing until I come up with something original and try to sell it :P
I’ve always loved the Harry Potter books and movies, and I figured I would do a…
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts